It’s 1:11 and my wish is that I had better time management skills. Why am I still awake?

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lmnpnch:

A surprise party. And why must your era celebrate terror with dessert?

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Anonymous said: Men got you electricity, the internet, and this fucking website

I feel like someone was trying to say something here, but instead stupid just came out. 

pxppunkprincess:

I was waving my hand above him and i cannot stop laughing

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thevaudevillains:

Ben & Jerry’s Flavour Graveyard

Don’t leave out Wavy Gravy, you murdering sons of bitches!

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